2016/7/25 9:40:22
If you're immersing yourself in all things Tour de France, what better way to spread the excitement than by working some cycling terms into everyday chatter? It beats giving friends and family daily race reports that they don't really want to hear, and let's face it, any time you can use a word like "Flahute" with a straight face is a good time. Mix these sayings into your vernacular at least once a day while the Tour is on.
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Example: "I chatted with the guy on Tinder, but we didn't really hit it off. But he keeps texting me, like some weird achtervolger!"
Example: "I was late picking up my kids from swim practice, but so were Eddy and Marianne—so our autobus strategy worked and the swim class just ran longer!"
Example: "The all-nighter that my little Fausto pulled studying for his history exam was casse-pattes, but I couldn't be more proud of his B+!"
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Example: "There was a raincloud that followed me all the way home, but thanks to Chapatte's Law, I knew I could get there without getting soaked."
Example: "Everyone else had already started drinking when I got to the bar last night—I tried really hard to catch up, but it was a complete chasse patate!"
Example: "I did all the work in my group presentation but that jackass in marketing took all the credit. It was a total coup de bordure!"
Example: "My daughter was such a Flahute yesterday; it was pouring, but I couldn't get her to come inside for dinner!"
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Example: "It was the Flamme Rouge last night at our house as I helped my kid finish his science fair project right before it was due!"
Example: "I know I'm the lanterne rouge on getting my part of the group presentation done, but I'll have it by tomorrow!"
Example: "My presentation today went supeur."
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