The Amazing World Of Swimming Pool Pumps

You walk into a swinging Hollywood party and there sitting on the couch is a man surrounded by beautiful young women who are hanging on his every word. So, who is this man of mystery? A hip music producer? A Famous movie director? No! As a matter of fact hes a purveyor of swimming pool pumps from Tuscaloosa Montana!

He Knows All the Right Stuff About Swimming Pool Pumps

So why are all the babes going home with him tonight to comply in mass to his every twisted whim? Because this simply attired, slightly over weight, balding, middle aged man of leisure knows everything there is to know about swimming pool pumps.

More Quiet and Efficient Pumping

For instance, did you know that after all these years new energy efficient swimming pool pumps are now being introduced to the market that actually pump more water for less money? Also, newly designed cooling fans mean less noise from the pump house?

Playing Hard to Get

Another tidbit of swimming pool pump trivia that this plump playboy hooks the hot young babes with is that not all swimming pool pumps are created equal when it comes to finding spare parts. Thats right! Some manufacturers of swimming pool pumps play hard to get with spare parts, so you have to buy another new one.

A Real Easy Score for Just $3

On the other hand, other manufacturers of swimming pool pumps make it just all too easy to get any spare part that you need for their products. This might not seem like big deal now but it will when you need a $3 gasket to get your pump back in �the game�.

Just Take a Quick Peek

One more factoid that this �Tuscaloosan� pickup artist knows is that chicks in see through tops just love swimming pool pumps with see through screen covers. Thats right! Who wants to mess with taking off the screen cover to check if its filled when you can just look through the clear cover and see inside?